Rodney Dangerfield - From his 1980 release, "No Respect," Rodney wants to have it out in the mens room.

Chandler Bing - from NBC's Friends, having an issue.

Homer Simpson - America's favorite anti-hero tries flushing a trophy down the toilet.

Peek-a-Boo! - Beavis has a look in the ladies room. The Management of The Toilet Museum would like it to be known that this kind of behavior is not permitted on these premises. Security has been improved and the museum would like to extend a public apology to the offended lady.

"Where's the Toilet?" in Malay - Memorize it if you plan on visiting the West Indies or the Malay Peninsula.

"Where's the Toilet?" in Mandarin - This will come in handy if you plan on visiting China.

Clean the head! - The "head" is nautical slang for a toilet. I thought this might have been from South Pacific, but a learned coworker informs me that it's from Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. What was I thinking?

She Came in Through the Bathroom Window - by The Beatles. This MIDI file is not available in a streaming format.