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Bathroom Sounds
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The Toilet Paper Song - I just love The Grand Ole Opry. This one's by Rodney Carrington. Give it a listen. It's a hoot an' a hollar!

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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - a really swell Christmas song by the really swell folks in South Park.

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Eric Cartman - from South Park gets fed up with Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

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Stan Freberg here - explains how spending your tax dollars on a smart toilet seat is a matter of national security.

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"You are nothing..." - I thought this was James Woods, but Sean, a visitor to the museum, informed me that it is Kevin Spacey, as a Hollywood executive, giving his new assistant, Frank Whaley, a performance appraisal in Swimming with Sharks.

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"There's a pervert in the bathroom." - Akane Tendo, from the Japanimated series Ranma 1/2, has a complaint about the facilities.

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