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Bathroom Sounds
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WARNING! While the rest of the museum has been designed for the enjoyment of the entire family, there is some bad language to be found in the Bathroom Sounds room. If the "A" word or the "S" word have a tendancy to direct your soul straight to hell, then you may want skip this portion of the tour. On the other hand, if the novelty of looking at toilet art is wearing thin, and you want to HEAR some toilet art instead, then come on in.

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Welcome - This greeting, from the museum curator, used to be on the home page. It was removed to improve the amount of time it takes the home page to load.
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Dirty Toilet - Dirty Words - Lenny Bruce presents an analogy between a dirty toilet and dirty words.
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Burt Stark on Thomas Crapper - This is an excerpt from a radio interview I gave to the Sydney Broadcasting System in June of 2001. The interview was conducted by Ali Benton and heard on the radio show, Whatever, during their week-long tribute to toilets on the internet. For the record: the toilet noise test that I refer to in this interview took place in Westminster Abbey, not Buckingham Palace. It seems I was mistaken.
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The Austin Powers Bathroom Scene - Tom Arnold, as the guy in the next stall, gives Mike Myers a little helpful encouragement in "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery."
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The Baked Bean Scene from Blazzing Saddles - The famous campfire scene from "Mel Brook's Blazzing Saddles," where outlaws express their appreciation to the chef.
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The National Toilet by The Firesign Theatre - "I read it in The Toilet!" From The Firesign Theatre's 1985 album, Eat or be Eaten.
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Bear Whiz Beer - another one by The Firesign Theatre. From The Firesign Theatre's 1974 album, Everything You Know is Wrong.
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Go Go Boy - by The Toilet Boys. To learn more about this kick-ass band, visit the Toilet Boys Official Homepage.
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