This thirst-quenching toilet comes from the Australian CD-ROM role playing game, "Dogday," where your role is a dog. Go a head, little doggie, have a gulp.

By the way, I've played this game. Take my advice: don't waste your time.

This is a 3D random dot computer-generated image. You know: one of those "Magic Eye" books/posters that amaze some while infuriating others. If you are among the infuriated, you may find that it's easier to let your eyes drift, and see the 3D image, when viewed on a computer screen (as opposed to a print). So, relax, click on the image, check out the larger version, diverge your eyes, and follow the sinking plumber.

The concept of flushing yourself down the toilet in an effort to say goodbye to a cruel world is not only a cliche, but impossible. I've tried it. It doesn't work.

A quaint wall-hanging appropriate for any up scale bathroom, I used this toilet in the animated .GIF, The Evolving Toilet, now having its exclusive engagement at The Toilet Museum (below).

From the syndicated cartoon The Quigmans, by Buddy Hickerson. This is the other toilet I used in The Evolving Toilet, the animated .GIF just below this picture.

The Evolving Toilet, a morph movie by Burt Stark. This animated .GIF is my homage to that most wonderful household convenience: THE TOILET! I'm ashamed to admit that I spent hours creating this, proving once and for all that I have WAY too much time on my hands. If you have the time to allow this to completely download, then you might have too much time on your hands as well.

From the American Scenes Portfolio, this is Bathroom by Jim Haberman.... Proof that an alien life form has learned to share the bathroom.

From Things Are Queer, 1972. Photograph by Duane Michals. I have to guess that this toilet gets backed up a lot.