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For years, I have been searching in vain for a copy of Jenny McCarthy sitting on the toilet in her controversial Candies advertisement. Out of desperation, I called Jenny herself to see if she could hook me up. She invited me to her place where I took this picture. Thanks, Jenny! You're a real sport.
"Hey folks, this is Bob Hope, and welcome to The Celebrity Sword Fight."
Jerry Lewis, Bob Hope, and Dean Martin get caught in the act.
Robert Redford and Paul Newman get down to business in The Sting. Hey Redford: Poop or get off the pot! That's a toilet, not a stool! (Although you can use it to make one.)
The late, great, Frank Zappa on the crappa, composing The Enchilada Bowel Movement in C minor. And yes, he could even take his clothes off when he danced.
This is Peta Wilson, former star of the USA Network's La Femme Nikita. Ms. Wilson can also be seen in the film, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Sorry folks: this photo was slightly altered in order to maintain this site's self-imposed PG-13 Rating. If it's porno you're looking for, I hear that there is some to be found on the Internet. Just keep looking: you'll find some.
Royal Flush by Alfred Gesscheidt. Royal Flush? I don't get it. I know that Ronald Reagan was an actor, and I know he was an elected official, but I didn't know that he was royalty. King Reagan?
Glenn Close and Jeremy Irons as the happy-loving von Bulows in Reversal of Fortune. It looks like Claus is trying to think of a way to pin it on O.J.
Jason Alexander, as George Costanza on Seinfeld, spends some quality time with a book. Click on George to hear his shocking confession. (Requires the Flash Player.)
