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The birds do it. The bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Yes, relieving oneself is a part of nature, as demonstrated by a few of our friends from the animal kingdom.
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Here is 'How To Housebreak Your Dog,' a classic example of toilet humor (sans toilet) from Ernie Bushmiller, the creator of Nancy.
I first saw this when a friend's father brought home a photocopy of it from work in the late 1960's. While very tame by today's standards, I remember thinking how risqué it was at the time. |
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Here we find a couple of lapdogs in their natural habitat, doing what centuries of instinct compel them to do: lap up water from a toilet bowl. The inside of this greeting card by Shoebox reads, "Want to get together for a drink on your birthday? |
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While it is not proper bathroom etiquette to stare at other people using the facilities, it's hard not to stare when that person is a polar bear. Perhaps they are intimidated by his size. |
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Homer gets mauled by a bear at the city dump amid a sea of toilets in The Simpsons episode entitled, "The Fat and the Furriest," from season 15 of The Simpsons. |
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This one is called "Do Bears....?"
Well, that answers that. |
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A Toilet Museum family production, this is Dog Office Slackers, a collaboration by my daughter and me, your curator, Burt. Please forgive me a little nepotism. I'm simply taking advantage of having my own website. |
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This exquisite pewter brooch was made by a company called "Artifacts." The dog probably has fleas, because I got this on eBay, the mother of all on-line flea markets. |
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"It was the mother lode, I tell ya! Then -- everything started spinning around -- All that existed was sucked down to a watery grave! Oh, the humanity!" |
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So one fly says to the other.........
This masterpiece is the creation of Todd Provance and is brought to you by Nobleworks, a greeting card publisher located in beautiful Hoboken, New Jersey. |
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Friendly Dogs by Anita. Published by Shoebox (A tiny little division of Hallmark), the inside reads, "Happy Birthday, Friend! (After you...)"
Although this makes me want to wet my whistle, I think I'll stick to bottled water. Like most humans, I find it difficult using my tongue as a spoon. Oh, yeah, and there's that drinking from the toilet thing. I've heard it can be unsanitary. |
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